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Edo-Era Ninja (Actually a Mailman)

Moved like a shadow, never lost a single letter

You were a real, rigorously trained ninja — but your actual mission was secretly delivering letters. All that roof-leaping, wall-scaling talent went into one thing: delivering precisely and never, ever late. Everyone imagined thrilling missions, but you lived each day with the humble pride of on-time delivery. Turns out the most trustworthy person around was you.

• Always gets the job done, precisely and perfectly
• Earns respect through consistency, not flash
• Has a sneaky, unexpected sense of humor

Advice for this life — Stop hiding those skills. Go ahead and show off a little.