Worshipped as a god, spent the whole day napping
In the palaces of ancient Egypt, you were a cat revered as divine. Did you do anything in particular? No. You simply sat in the best patch of sunlight and watched the humans worship you of their own accord. But the second you looked even slightly annoyed, the entire palace panicked โ not that anyone talks about it. You seemed to do nothing at all, yet your sheer presence kept everything under control.
Advice for this life โ Even gods get more respect when they show up in person once in a while.